2005-07-08 - 1:03 p.m.

I know, I know. I’ve been a very bad diarist lately. I’m sorry Diaryland. I will update you. I promise.

I’ve been very busy lately. So here’s a quick update of things that have been happening and some pics.

I hit the Jimmy Buffett Concert a few weeks ago. I took my 18 year old nephew with me.

“Gee, Uncle Andy. It’s just a bunch of old, fat people getting drunk and wearing ugly clothes.”

“Yea. Pretty cool, huh?”

I haven’t heard from him since. Damn. I was expecting him to take care of me when I got old and incontinent.

Got my new windows installed. I took the advice of either NoGoodDaddy, or maybe it was Bigpimp…hmmmm, it might have been Wombat that said “Get some that open, close, and make sure you can see through ‘em too, and make sure that they give good head”.

So I did. Thanks NogoodWombatPimp for the great advice.

However, although they open and close, and I can see through them, they really haven’t given good head. Lord knows I tried.

“Hey, this dick isn’t going to suck itself” I announced to the windows, as I stood in front of them one morning, completely naked. The windows did nothing. But my neighbor who was walking by screamed pretty loud.

After I posted bail, I tired the line on my lovely wife.

Yea. Try that at home guys.

Also, my new hot tub arrived. Yippee! Here are some cool pics of it being installed:

But, the big news is my other new toy. You see, my lovely wife has a bit of a red neck streak in her and she loves NASCAR. Look at what she won from our local warehouse club:

Yup. A mini gas powered NASCAR race car.

And of course, we all know the most dangerous part of any car is the nut behind the wheel:

And yes, Pete, I wore my pink shirt just for you.

Later……

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