2005-05-24 - 11:25 a.m.

Dearest Internet:

I am sick of the fucking god damn mother fucking sonofabitch cocksucking rain.

It’ has fucking rained here in fucking New England for the last 40 fucking days and 40 fucking nights. It’s starting to take its fucking toll. I am pissed.

So.Fucking.Pissed.

Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuckity.Fuck.Fuck.

In other news, I’ve started to build an ark in my garage. It’s coming along nicely. I’ve sent my lovely wife out amongst the heathens and sodomites to gather two of every animal.

Oh, I’m gonna need some beer. I hope she doesn’t forget the beer.

(Tapping on the monitor glass; Tap.Tap.Tap)…“Honey, if you’re out there; don’t forget to bring back some beer. Lots of it.The good stuff. And some beef jerky too.”

I might be loosing it.

Then again, I may not be. Who’s to say? After all, I’m the one with the ark.

Hahahahhhahahahahahaha fuck.

In other news, am I the only one on the internet who’s not getting laid by another diarist? (Rhi, I’m looking in your direction…)

As we all know, the ever talented Judd is moving across the world to get his dinky wet, and now the flamboyant Pete, is claiming that he and that skanktart-know-nothing-about football Jenna are “virtually” a couple - What ever the fuck that means… Virtual couple. Good lord. Hey Pete: just wash the keyboard after you’re done. Ok?

Good lord. I need to finish my ark….

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