2004-12-27 - 10:05 a.m.
I have to say,Christmas was a bust at my house this year.
My lovely wife refused to put up a tree. No lights. No stockings. No nothing.
Did my wife wish me a Merry Christmas? No.
Not one, single present.
WTF?
“How the hell can you not get me one single fucking Christmas gift?!” I blathered semi-coherently at my wife.
“We’re Jewish, honey. “
“Oh. Well that explains it now, doesn’t it?”
And we slept till noon.
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