2004-12-15 - 10:50 a.m.

So this morning I am talking on the porcelain phone about my good friend Jack Daniels and the wonderful time we had last night. It wasn’t a pretty conversation.

I would like to publicly thank the person who invented Aspirin. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I’d like to apologize for this piss poor entry.

I am sorry. So very,very sorry.

In an effort to entertain you and distract you from the glaring suckiness of this entry I created a lame survey. Please take the survey while I quietly put my head down on my desk and nurse this hellacious hang over.

Thank you.

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