2004-12-02 - 12:40 p.m.
It is Thursday, which means tonight we have our weekly meeting of the “Thursday Night Drinking Club”, a night not too much different than any other night, except we gave it a name. Which probably means we drink too much.
TNDC has been a little off lately since they closed our favorite place 2 months ago.
We’ve been hard pressed to find a replacement pub. We’ve `auditioned’ several different places, but haven’t really found a new, steady place yet.
We're like alcoholic Goldilocks looking for just the right bar room. “Ohhh, this one is too skanky.”
“Ohh this one isn’t skanky enough”
The old pub was great. It was centrally located to the whole group which ranges anywhere from 4-10 people.
We could always get a seat at the bar .I hate sitting at the tables in a pub. All the cool drunks hang out at the bar. It’s like the cool table in the high school cafeteria, except now, we are older, and fatter and drunk(er).
The barmaids at the old pub were young and cute. They laughed at all my corny jokes and had my drink ready before my fat ass hit the bar stool. I tipped them heavy. I understood my end of the deal.
You could get a decent burger.
The drinks were mixed with a heavy hand and the prices were good.
Damn, I miss that bar.
However, being the committed folks we are, we will move on and find a new home for Thursday nights. I don’t care if I have to go out and get drunk in a different bar every single night. I’m committed to finding a new home to the TNDC.
As god is my witness, we will not be sober on Thursday nights. I’ve been sober before, and to be quite honest, I really don’t care for it.
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