2004-11-22 - 12:13 p.m.
Today's word is "Dipshit".
I dodged a bullet last week. The meetings I bitched about in my previous entry kept getting pushed out until they fell completely off the agenda. Which is cool by me. These guys have a hell of a lot bigger things to worry about, than to meet with me and review some side project that some dipshit director slipped across my desk to avoid looking like a dick.
Yippee!
We’ve got a short week here in the God Ol USA. We will be celebrating giving Chlamydia to the Indians for $24 and some beads…or something like that. ….history was never my strong point. So I’m not expecting a crazy week here
I’d also like to make an open bitch to the dipshit couple who took their infant into the movies last night and sat behind me. Granted, it was “The Incredibles” a movie for all ages, but a child who is less than a year old? At the 7:00pm showing? Dipshits.
I would also like to bitch at the man who lost his glucose tester during the previous show. Halfway through our show, the usher shows up with a super mega watt flash light and makes everyone in our row look under our seats for this kid’s sugar-glucose test kit. At first I felt sorry for the man thinking this could be a medical emergency….then I realized, if it was, he should get the hell out of the theater and head over the hospital, or at the very least, to the pharmacy. After about 15 minutes of looking (and I swear I missed the infamous animated Incredibles sex scene) being the clever guy I am, I asked the guy “Is this an emergency?”
“No.”
“Are you even sure it is here?”
“No”
Do you need it right now?
“No”
Could you come back in 40 minutes when the show is over and you can look till your hearts content?
“um….Sure”.
Good. Do it. Dipshit. You’ve just ruined 20 minutes of the movie for 300 people so you could save 5 minutes for yourself .By my calculations, you owe us 5,995 collective minutes.
And then to top it all off, this elderly lady in front of me starts gagging and chocking. I’m all “hey, granny, take it outside, would ya?” And she just hunches over and starts coughing and gasping really loud and flailing her arms widely about and hacking like she’s about to throw a lung. Then she just lurches over, real dramatic like, and then she is dead quiet for the rest of the movie. Man, I thought she’d never shut up. Christ.
Seriously I hope every has a happy Thanksgiving and we all take just a few minutes to think of a few things to be thankful for.
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