2004-10-27 - 10:50 a.m.
Uncle Bob, (who, even if I had a clue about HTML, wouldn’t need a link, because you know who he is), was talking about Best Buys. Let me just say, “Best Buys Sucks.”
I absofuckinglutely hate that store. As I mentioned in Uncle Bob’s comments board, I think they are the suckiest suck store that ever sucked a sucker. They suck.
I don’t intend to offend anyone, but if you happen to work at Best Buy, then of course you suck too. I am sorry. But you do. Accept it. But please don’t quit. No. No. No. Please continue to work there, because if you quit, you may actually end up working at a decent store that I happen to like, and then you’d be there, and sure as shit, the good store would now suck. I would much rather have all the sucky sales clerks all together in one sucky store so I know where not go.
If you happen to be a sucky sales clerk and don't currently work at Best Buy, Please go and apply today. They are waiting for you. We need to keep you all toghethor in one sucky place. It’s a system that I think, if we all pull together as a team, could work.
You know, kinda the same way we keep all the weirdoes in California and Canada. Sometimes we let them out on holiday to England.
Your cooperation is greatly appreciated. Thank you. I needed to get that off my chest.
Last night, I had to dinner with some friends who, out of the blue, offered me their hot tub. They got it from a friend who moved out of state, and after a few years realized they’re really not hot tub people. And since me and my lovely wife have been such wonderful, incredible, ever so terrific, super cool, generous friends, we could have it. Cool. In 2 weeks, I’m going to haul it over to my casa (casa is Spanish for “home”. All cool, hot tubing people use phrases like that. Casa. Casa, Casa).
This could be the coolest thing or the biggest pain in the ass. Does anyone in Diaryland have a hot tub? Are hot tubs like fruit cake that you excitedly accept and then realize you have a 2 ton pink elephant sitting in your yard and you look for some gullible, yuppie scum to pawn it off on? Am I being played as gullible yuppie scum?
I am not going to tempt fate and comment on the Red Sox.
I want to make a few statements about the Presidential election, but like you, I am sick and tired of it. If you haven’t made up your mind yet and your are still an “undecided voter” tell me, just what the hell is your problem? Do you work at Best Buy or something?
Go Bush.
Go Sox.
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